A Mums' Organisation is to lobby the Government for the day after Mother's day to become another national holiday. Thoughtless offspring the world over will be given an extra day to run around buying flowers, hastily scribble in cards and pick the dried stains off their least creased clothes.
'No matter how many times I drop the hint to my son he always seems to turn up the next day looking slightly dishevled, wielding a very sorry looking bouquet from the local garage and with some ridiculous excuse about being mugged or having to take his girlfriend to the hospital' said a fierce looking mother of two from Norwich.
Sarah Heart Booth, a mother of four disappointments and spokeswoman for 'the pillar of disapproval' wallofmums.com said 'We have had overwhelming support for this petition since it began a few months ago and we are now taking the 2.4 million signatures personally to David Cameron at Number 10. I expect to see him bringing this in early next year, or mark my words he'll be in deep trouble.' She went on to say 'Whilst I'm there I will also be having a long stern chat about the state of the economy and him pulling his socks up.'
Asked to comment about this, Number 10 said 'We really would love to chat but we are a little busy at the moment as we have a lot of last minute dusting to do.'
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